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Product Description (from

This unusual book may shock you, may make you laugh, but you will never forget it.


This is the most amazing book published in years. It is the story of 500 year old Weirdbeard the Pirate, who goes in search of himself, but instead finds himself beset by a peculiar array of perplexing characters. Read the first chapter and you will not be able to stop until you have finished this astounding journey with him.
appropriate for all ages.